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***************** Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love! Every woman has her own unique taste and color, The problem is with men, they seem to love fruit chaat ***************** Come here. Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your TOILET! Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.. "I stop smoking" one day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking" one day I read making Girl friend S is bad habit " I stop reading" .... You have been voted as the "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me.. When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

***************** He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... ***************** Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to an end, But people like you remain forever because ghosts never die...

***************** Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C it means A=C.. Student said, sir i love you and you love your daughter.

it means i love your daughter ***************** A baby dog asks mama dog How papa looks like.

Essentially, Black DL men were thought to be a “bridge” for bringing the high risk for HIV among men who have sex with men to heterosexual relationships.***************** Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.***************** MERI or SHARUKH KHAN Ki 1 Aadat Same Hy What . Na Main Usay MSG Karta Hon, Na Woh Mu Jhe MSG Karta Hay.***************** always start ur day with a lot of...S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a the daily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! ***************** You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind and Generous. ***************** Molvi England club main chala gya: Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance krny k bad bola.

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